“And why eez zat?”
"It's not sweet enough Chef."
I explained the chocolate issue and he said that he would teach me a good chocolate ganache substitute. I think if there were buttercream rosebuds or something on them, I would have liked them all the much more.
Before my second class I bought a can of Pringle chips. BIG MISTAKE! My professor went off about how terrible they are for you. How can I explain the utter embarrassment that overcame me at that moment? To be surrounded by the culinary elite with my lowly, despicable, disease-Inducing Pringles—the thought, the audacity! It guess it didn’t help that I asked whether there were any microwaves available to the students so we can heat up our lunches. Response:
“There is only WUUUHN (1) microwave on campus and it is for melting butter, if the stove top method is not preferred.”
So unfortunately I can no longer eat Pringles in the presence of Chef Knight and bringing lunches to warm up in a microwave, out of the question.
When I arrived at home, I melted some the leftover Laura Secord white chocolate my cousin Noli sent me from “the true North strong and free” (that would be Canada folks). I drizzled it over a few of the éclairs to remedy the need for more sugar and to make a more appealing look for the photo shoot. They were only okay. That night I cooked because Yolanda, Hunter, and the boys were out shopping. Yoli told me to make the DINO-nuggets in the freezer. I could picture Chef Knight appearing at my shoulder.
“Do you know how terrible those are for you?!”
I made them anyway (for the kid’s sake of course—ahem). I actually made an avocado ranch dressing that I tossed with green leaf lettuce and diced fuji apples. I broke the shaped nuggets and sprinkled them on top of the salad for the adults all the while chuckling to myself because of its deceivingly high-class appearance. That night I started thinking about finding a job, since I am now quite aware of the available time I will be able to allot towards anything that will produce a steady influx of money. What to do, what to do. I decided to sleep on it.
Éclairs
Whatever! Pringles are dangus! And can I just say that I have TOTALLY cut up DINO-nuggets on salad!?! Great minds think alike! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I stumbled across your blog! What an interesting adventure! While reading about the dino nuggets I recalled a video I saw from Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution on how chicken nuggets are made...If you plan on eating them again you may not want to watch this.
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-Matt
I don't understand why Saffron is so expensive. Can you explain this to me? All it seems to do is turn rice yellow.
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